" free hand "

 [ "free hand" ]

1: When you urinate freely without any guidance of your hand, usually ending with piss all over the wall, yourself or anyone near you.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude why is there piss on your shirt I decided to free hand it 

 [ "Free Hand Job" ]

1: The act of getting a hand job for free

  * e.g.,  ... Wow these Asian hookers give the best free hand jobs, good thing they're locked up in Austins basement 

 [ "Free Hand Tool Grinder" ]

1: This is an old Irish saying that means the person is a lazy wanker. Generally this is used as a term of affection about friends. Can also be used to tell people that you or others are unemployed

  * e.g.,  ... Whats your mate Sean do for work? Him, He's a Free Hand Tool Grinder 

 [ "hands free" ]

1: Slang. Someone who is a 'mental' and subsequently talks to themselves.

  * e.g.,  ... Man that Penelope is hands free. I was on the bus the other day and she was there chewing her hand and talking to herself. 

 [ "hands free" ]

2: Derived from people that speak on hands free and look like they are talking to themselves (as there is no one visibly present) but are in fact having a phone conversation.

  * e.g.,  ... Poor old Billy ever since he caught his mum engaged in bukkake with the local football team and his dad then committed suicide and his pet dog got run over and his house got burnt down and he lost his arm in a chainsaw accident, has gone a bit handsfree. Man, I swear down, I saw him in the street the other day, shouting at himself. 

 [ "hands free" ]

3: The 'mentals' on the other hand, have the exact same conversation... but they ain't plugged in to no one!

 [ "hands free" ]

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 [ "hands free" ]

1: the incredible ability to masturbate without any contact with one's genitals. a skill the male japanese business class has cultivated for decades.

 [ "hands-free" ]

1: The act of going on a night out without a handbag, and your gear rammed in pockets to enable easy dancing*

  * e.g.,  ... *hands-free works better if there is a bloke with deep pockets nearby. 

 [ "hands-free" ]

1: \'han(d)z-ˈfrē\ (verb)

  * e.g.,  ... I got pulled over for driving erratically, but I was totally hands-free! 

 [ "hands-free" ]

2: The act of using any body part other than the hands to masturbate.

 [ "Hand-Free" ]

1: Hand-Free is a very rare gift. It is when you can make YOURSELF cum, without anyone's hands. It is very hard to do and you don't feel the full orgasm as you would via a Blowjob, Handjob or otherwise.

  * e.g.,  ... Man: I can go Hand-Free Woman: But I can make you unable to handle me 

 [ "hands free fapping" ]

1: troll bait

  * e.g.,  ... newfags can't type "hands free fapping" 

 [ "Hands-Free DRE" ]

1: A rhyming term short for 'Hands-Free Digital Rectal Exam'. Arising from the filthier quarters of the medical community, the term refers to anal intercourse.

  * e.g.,  ... "The girlfriend didn't cook dinner tonight... The only way to make it up was by letting me practice the Hands-Free DRE" "I totally fucked up that patient's meds... My supervisor is going to give me the Hands-Free DRE"